people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean
congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
TURNT UP? more like learnt up. stay in school
"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"